cooldadbutts:

fffcuk:

there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm

but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™

bastianpla:

baddest-bitch:

xrayss:

ylwols:

me leaving every room

Just press play omfg

I see you!

lmao

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

fearyourmind:

Oh my fucking god this is my dream

xo-brittanyy:

i want that penny ring though…

Some girl said to my boyfriend, “If I was a lesbian I’d go after your girlfriend, because she has some cute legs.”

What threw me off was that I’ve never heard of anybody saying someone’s legs are “cute” hahah