May 2013
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
these are cute aw
Virgin: Give a description of the person you want to lose (or have lost) your virginity to.
Disney: Which Disney character are you most like?
Future: Do you think you'd feel better if you know what's going to happen to you later in your life?
iTunes: Top 10 favorite songs?
Turn: Who's someone you wish you didn't (have to) say goodbye to?
Tattoo: What tattoos do you want or have, and what's the story behind them?
Skirt: If you could learn any dance style, which would it be?
Cinema: List of movies that have changed your life or your way of thinking.
Post: If an apocalypse were to happen, what do you think the situation would be?
Years: Tell us a story from when you were in high (or middle) school.
Vinyl: Top 3 favorite albums?
Blog: What's something you've learned from having your blog?
butasparrow:
touchmypopsicle:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
pssenger:
I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while im cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to...
nahthatsnotveryraven:
SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
The Million Mile an Hour Mind: officially made a... →
mackle:
had a dude cut me off today while it was raining, not even a foot of space between me and him. you dont cut off the worlds smallest car and expect to get away with it. so i cut his ass off and slammed on the breaks, swithched lanes a few times to keep him begind me, then just let him go about his…
cooldadbutts:
fffcuk:
there are 9 calories in a tablespoon of sperm
but only 0 calories in Diet Sperm™
Some girl said to my boyfriend, “If I was a lesbian I’d go after your girlfriend, because she has some cute legs.”
What threw me off was that I’ve never heard of anybody saying someone’s legs are “cute” hahah
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
I feel like a bitch not wanting my boyfriend to talk to girls, even if he says their just friends. It worries me, and when/if I say anything about it he seems to bring up the “trust” topic.
I DO! have trust issues.
homosocks:
shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests