I am not a very neat and tidy person. Ask anybody in my family.
BUT I guess since I’ve been at college I’ve wanted my dorm to be clean. 
My roommate always talked about how she likes everything organized and clean..

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DORM WHEN I WALKED IN.

TV left on.
Lights on.
Two pillows laying on the floor with cups full of water in front of them.
I stepped in something wet went to wipe it up and found drips of soy sauce across the floor. WTF.

She leaves her shit everywhere lol.

So much for being organized…

and who doesn’t appreciate country musicc. hahaha

first day of college classes tomorrow. As a freshman. So scared and my anxiety isn’t going to help any. Gah, can I just go back home to my family and work at Harris Teeter and the kennel for the rest of my life?

mackle:

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

my convo usually conists of
me: hey fredward
fredward: *stares at me with his one eye*

end if convo.

them slowly reaches his paw out at you, but never quite touches you.

mackle:

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

my convo usually conists of
me: hey fredward
fredward: *stares at me with his one eye*

end if convo.

bitrates:

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

(Source: bitrates, via too-awkward-to-function)

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

(via too-awkward-to-function)

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(Source: psyducker, via too-awkward-to-function)